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Baby Flork: Born Yesterday, Already Decomposing

Here we observe the Baby Flork, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. With zero liquidity and ninety-nine percent of its value concentrated in the hands of a mere handful, this token represents nature's most efficient demonstration of predatory capitalism—a newborn already consumed by its own progenitors. As our specimen flatlines, we note the irony: authorities revoked, yet the real authority was always held by those who got in at genesis.