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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Simultaneous liquidity hemorrhage and concentrated ownership collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.0K
+9.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$745.11
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.51B
Price USD
$2.51e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives DOA in Crypto Morgue

In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before truly living. Born merely sixty minutes ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token's journey from genesis to extinction rivals the shortest tragic arc in financial history. Four lonely holders clutching their bags like shipwreck survivors, watching their investment evaporate into the digital void.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$745.11 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Simultaneous liquidity hemorrhage and concentrated ownership collapse
Patient Note

It came. It saw. It got rugpulled before the DEX even noticed it existed.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BdQ9...M1eQ99.97%
024pLZ...SPkS0.03%