SQUEEKA THE ILI PIKA/EqVM..pump
CRITICAL
Squeeka the ili pika

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$SqueekaEqVM..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Acute liquidity evaporation, one-hour-old syndrome

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
55/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$32.0K
+1075.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$143.3K
Holders
284
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$31.97B
Price USD
$3.20e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Squeeka's Hour-Long Fever Dream Ends Catastrophically

In the predatory ecosystem of Solana, young Squeeka the ili pika emerged with the vigor of a newborn—only to experience a violent 1075% seizure before flatly expiring. Here we observe the token in its final moments: bereft of liquidity, abandoned by its creators through authority revocation, and clutching desperately to $143k in volume as its life force drains into the void. A tragedy, really, if one possessed the capacity to feel.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$143.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 31.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute liquidity evaporation, one-hour-old syndrome
Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left no wallet behind—just forty percent of its remaining dignity in the hands of ten whales.

Holders

§ 04 · 284 wallets
Top 1
21.6%
Top 5
31.2%
Top 10
40.6%
014RZA...zGi921.64%
026D22...vRtxAUTOPSY2.46%
03fshc...47ur2.45%
04J2NA...FPf42.42%
057A5u...Bni52.24%
065s5x...iUKaAUTOPSY2.01%
0782SY...xFxU2.00%
088DgV...9beUAUTOPSY1.85%
0963o9...ZvzT1.78%
103dgG...Yddb1.78%