KETAJOTCH/EpYr..pump
FLATLINED
KETAJOTCH

KETAJOTCHEpYrqNTLnznDBS3ghxL4JZiRNKsNkaw5mECxcTLDpump

EpYr..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Stillborn rug pull masquerading as blockchain

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
-27.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$359.70
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$900.24M
Price USD
$4.50e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

KETAJOTCH: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the curious specimen of KETAJOTCH—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before its first heartbeat. With but two holders clutching the entirety of its worthless corpus and liquidity pools as empty as a desert well, this digital creature never truly lived. One might say it was less a token launch and more an elaborate exercise in financial alchemy gone catastrophically right.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$359.70 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Stillborn rug pull masquerading as blockchain
Patient Note

Here lies KETAJOTCH: proof that even the future can have retroactive miscarriages.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
52.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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