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Newborn Token Flatlines in Delivery Room

In the waning hours of its existence, Tendies experienced what can only be described as a spectacular 386% price swing—a final, desperate gasp before meeting its inevitable demise. Here we observe the classic symptoms of a newly-minted cryptocurrency: a liquidity pool drier than a desert bone, concentration of wealth among a select few apex predators, and a volume that screams pump before the inevitable dump. The authorities may be revoked, but the damage, dear viewer, is irreversible.