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WAGMI: We're All Going to Miss Irrelevance

Here we observe the carcass of WAGMI, a token that optimistically proclaimed collective ascension whilst mastering the art of collective descent. With 97.1% of its meager treasury concentrated in the hands of ten architects, it became less a currency and more a masterclass in wealth concentration—a pyramid so steep, even gravity abandoned hope. In its final hours, trading a mere $33.82 daily, WAGMI discovered that acronyms cannot substitute for actual utility, nor can revoked authorities resurrect abandoned dreams.