Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a creature emerged mere hours ago—Donald Troll—possessed of the most volatile vitals ever recorded: a 468% price swing in a single day. Yet nature had already sealed its fate: zero liquidity, a top ten that owns nearly two-thirds of all existence, and a trading volume that suggests even the bots had lost interest. We observe here a textbook case of what happens when enthusiasm outpaces utility, and when a token's entire lifespan can be measured in the time it takes to make a sandwich.