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METH DAMON: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the span of mere hours, METH DAMON experienced the full arc of a cryptocurrency's existence—birth, euphoria, and a spectacular gravitational collapse into the void. Like a mayfly on methamphetamine, it burned brilliantly for 190 dollars before the four holders realized they were holding nothing but each other's disappointment. The mint authority's revocation was merely a formality; the token had already achieved what all pump-and-dumps aspire to: perfect, absolute symmetry between creation and obliteration.