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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the frozen tundra of the Solana blockchain, we observe a curious phenomenon: a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already experiencing catastrophic organ failure. The irony is exquisite—a token named FOMO has itself become the object of fear, as investors flee with the desperation of wildebeest sensing a lioness downwind. One might say the market has spoken with brutal clarity: this particular fear of missing out was, in fact, the only rational response.