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GoatOS: Born Yesterday, Died Today

Here we observe the common Solana specimen in its natural habitat—a mere two hours into existence, yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of terminal volatility. The creature experienced a magnificent 520% price surge, a phenomenon rarely seen outside of fever dreams and exit scams. Alas, with zero liquidity and 61.8% of tokens concentrated in the top ten holders, this goat was never meant to survive the first predator.