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Comrades Token: A One-Hour Revolutionary Collapse

In nature, we observe a peculiar phenomenon: the token that promised solidarity among the masses survived precisely as long as a mayfly at a funeral. With seventeen holders and ninety-nine point nine percent concentrated in the top ten, one might say the revolution was tragically brief—much like most utopian experiments, though this one collapsed in sixty minutes rather than sixty years.