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John Pork: A Newborn's Sudden Demise

In its mere hours of existence, John Pork achieved what most tokens take weeks to accomplish—a spectacular, irrevocable collapse. Born into a concentration so extreme that 86.9% of holders could sneeze and trigger a stampede, this porcine venture never stood a chance. The authorities may be revoked, but the damage was already written in its DNA.