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BEEPO: Dead on Arrival, Hour One

Here we observe the BEEPO token in its natural habitat—a Solana blockchain graveyard. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it has already achieved a 94.7% decline, a velocity of self-destruction typically reserved for supernova stars. One can only marvel at the mathematical precision with which ninety-seven percent of holders managed to coordinate their exit.