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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.1K
-40.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$9.14
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$4.92B
Price USD
$2.46e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Spectacular Stillbirth in the Solana Savanna

Here we observe a creature so perfectly engineered for extinction that it failed to draw its first breath. With but four holders and zero liquidity, this token entered the world already decomposing—a financial necrotroph that consumed itself before the market could finish the job. In nine dollars and fourteen cents of volume, we witness not a collapse, but a mercy killing.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$9.14 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours, died for eternity, and took $9.14 in volume to get there—truly the saddest flex in token history.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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