CAUSE OF DEATH
A Token's Brief, Catastrophic Journey
In the beginning, there was hope. Forty-eight brave souls believed in a vision called Bitches Money No Taxes Party—a delightful fiction that lasted precisely 120 minutes before the laws of financial physics reasserted themselves. As we observe the 83.3% price collapse and the exodus of liquidity into the void, we witness nature's most efficient mechanism: the correction.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, two-hour lifespan
EPITAPH
"It promised no taxes. The market delivered no mercy."