CAUSE OF DEATH
Jigglypuff Inflates, Deflates, Dies Spectacularly
In the savannah of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, yet already exhibiting the classic symptoms of terminal rugpull. With ninety percent of its meager existence concentrated in the hands of ten predators, and liquidity pools drier than a Silicon Valley founder's tear ducts, Jigglypuff has achieved a remarkable feat: the fastest extinction in Solana history.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holdings meet nonexistent liquidity drain
EPITAPH
"It bounced 115% in one hour and still nobody could sell. A fitting monument to hope's cruelty."