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Newborn Memecoin Achieves Escape Velocity

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—mere hours old, yet already experiencing a 3004% fever. Like a mayfly on stimulants, $TSOC has burned through $73,000 in feverish trading, its tiny $31,000 liquidity pool a mere thimble attempting to contain the delusion of 168 hopeful believers. One can almost hear the distant screams of bag holders as the top 10 vultures control over a third of this doomed ecosystem.