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Newborn Token Expires Before First Feeding

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe ホウちゃん's tragic one-hour lifespan—a creature born into chaos, blessed with revoked authorities yet cursed with zero liquidity. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it experienced a magnificent 250% price swing before realizing there was simply nowhere to go. The 56 remaining holders, clutching their bags like mourners at a very expensive funeral, have learned that astronomical gains mean nothing when you cannot actually sell.