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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain

In the beginning, there was Encrypted Coin—a creature so poorly adapted to market conditions that it expired moments after conception. Three lonely holders clutched their bags in the darkness, each acutely aware they had purchased not a token, but rather an elaborate practical joke. The $1,342.89 in volume represents the final gasps of a dying animal, thrashing about in an increasingly illiquid void.