CAUSE OF DEATH
Oppai Expires Before Lunch Break
In nature, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely one hour ago, yet already exhibiting the mortality patterns of a creature three months expired. The top ten holders, having collectively claimed 68% of this fragile ecosystem, performed what can only be described as a synchronized mass departure, leaving behind a 72.6% price collapse and a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a modest lunch.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration toxicity and flash pump abandonment
EPITAPH
"It had no mint authority, no freeze authority, and no future—truly a token of unprecedented liberty."