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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
+24.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$38.03
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$400.40M
Price USD
$2.00e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen: a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it even lived. Born mere hours ago with all the promising markers of revoked authorities and distributed holdings, it instead became a cautionary tale—four lonely holders watching their $38 daily volume evaporate like morning dew under the African sun.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$38.03 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

They said it had no future. They were optimistic.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
50.1%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY50.11%
025E6K...BAY549.79%
033xRo...ZvQQ0.11%
04E8gX...68CB0.00%