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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

And here we observe the CASHBACK token, a creature that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable feat of biological impossibility, much like a mayfly with commitment issues. Born into a world of 79 holders, 70% of whom clutched its throat from inception, the token thrashed about with a desperate 231% price swing before expiring from acute liquidity deficiency. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—and this token was nothing but.