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Lucky Token Discovers Misfortune Within Hour

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that lived merely sixty minutes—a remarkable achievement in brevity, if not longevity. The creature launched with grand ambitions and $212k in daily volume, yet the market, that ruthless predator, extracted a devastating -67.4% toll. One can only assume 'lucky' was aspirational rather than descriptive.