BEST FRIEND CAUGHT STEALING/EbqD..pump
FLATLINED
best friend caught Stealing

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$stealingEbqD..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull, zero liquidity trap

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
+7.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$159.42
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.29B
Price USD
$2.29e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Trust Dies Fast on the Blockchain

In what can only be described as a spectacular case of digital self-sabotage, this token arrived stillborn into the world, its singular holder clutching 100% of the supply like a dragon guarding worthless treasure. With zero liquidity and a lifespan measured in minutes, it achieved the remarkable distinction of being dead before most traders could even pronounce its name. The revoked authorities suggest someone, somewhere, realized the grave mistake they'd made.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$159.42 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull, zero liquidity trap
Patient Note

A token so friendless even its best friend stole from it—and frankly, who could blame them?

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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