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Newborn Token Dies Within Hours of Birth

In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—ʰᵒⁿˢᵉ—that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before its first full day. The three remaining holders, clutching their worthless bags like vultures at a carcass, watch in resigned silence as $352 in volume represents the entire epitaph of this digital organism's brief, tragic existence.