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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the predawn hours of its existence, Steph Furry experienced what can only be described as a violent 163% seizure—a final spasm of desperation as its eight holders attempted to escape the sinking vessel simultaneously. Like a mayfly that never quite learned to fly, this creature's liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew, leaving only a corpse worth precisely nothing and memories of $3,083 in volume that whispered its eulogy.