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Newborn Token Found Deceased at Launch

Here we observe こぐまちゃん, a token so remarkably brief in its existence that it failed to achieve even the modest distinction of a full hour on this mortal blockchain. Born into a world of four holders and zero liquidity, it thrashed about for twenty-three hours—a devastating price swing that fooled precisely no one—before expiring with the grace of a mayfly in a hurricane.