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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, USDC-Chan emerged mere hours ago, only to succumb to the predatory forces of concentrated wealth and liquidity drought. Like a wildebeest separated from the herd, its 83 holders scattered as the top ten consumed 78% of the ecosystem, leaving nothing but a cryptographic carcass and $17,014 in fleeting volume—a death so swift, so mercifully complete, that even the authorities had time to revoke themselves before the final breath.