CAUSE OF DEATH
Heaven's Gate: A Newborn's Sudden Demise
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the magnificent HEAVEN token—born mere hours ago, only to experience a catastrophic 88% collapse. Like a gazelle separated from the herd on its first day of life, this unfortunate creature found itself surrounded by apex predators: ninety-two percent of its circulating supply concentrated in the talons of just ten holders. One can almost hear the mournful call of its retail investors echoing across the blockchain.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration meets instantaneous market gravity
EPITAPH
"It had such promise. It lasted longer than most of us expected—nearly four whole hours."
