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Gossip Goblin: A Newborn Stillbirth

Here we observe the Gossip Goblin in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard—where it achieved the remarkable feat of dying before learning to walk. Born merely hours ago, this token faced a peculiar predator: the top ten holders, who collectively owned 98.5% of its circulating supply, leaving the remaining 7 retail investors to fight for scraps in a liquidity pool that simply did not exist.