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IVYAGENTS: Born Dead, Died Immediately

Here we observe a most remarkable specimen of the genus Rugpullus solanus—a token so perfectly engineered for failure that one wonders if nature itself wept. Mere hours into its existence, the creature achieved what lesser projects take weeks to accomplish: the complete evaporation of liquidity and the concentration of 98.8% of supply into the waiting hands of its architects. A masterclass in the brevity of greed.