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Mayhem's Millionaire Dream Dies in Infancy

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic lifecycle of Mayhem to Millionaire—a creature that never learned to walk before attempting to run. Born merely an hour ago, it experienced a violent -94.2% price collapse, suggesting its five holders discovered rather quickly that promises of wealth require more than aspirational naming conventions. Like a mayfly that mistook itself for an eagle, this token's descent into oblivion was both swift and entirely predictable.