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KAMELMAN: A Newborn's Tragic Forty-Minute Existence

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, KAMELMAN achieved what few tokens manage: complete liquidity evaporation whilst still in its crib. The creature's top holders, clutching 99.7% of its worthless flesh, discovered too late that revoking all authorities does not, in fact, prevent a 36% nosedive into the abyss.