STRAIT HORMUZ/EWhy..pump
RECOVERING
Strait Hormuz

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
RECOVERING.

Death by a thousand microscopic transactions

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · B
Grade Score
78/100
Grade B · RECOVERING
Mkt Cap
$22.8K
-3.7% · 24h
Liquidity
$10.6K
Volume 24h
$280.03
Holders
400
FDV
$23.29B
Price USD
$2.33e-5
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Corpse Masquerading as Grade A Beef

Here we observe the Strait Hormuz token, a creature that has somehow convinced itself it is thriving whilst drowning in a puddle of its own liquidity. With a mere $535 in daily volume and holders numbered in the low hundreds, we witness nature's most exquisite performance: a token that achieved A-grade ratings whilst its organs systematically failed.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$10.6K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$280.03 volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 42.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Death by a thousand microscopic transactions
Patient Note

It had everything: revoked authorities, a pulse, and absolutely nothing resembling actual economic value. A truly inspired con.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets
Top 1
36.5%
Top 5
42.7%
Top 10
48.7%
012ef2...8Tcu36.46%
02DQ6Q...Rbfr1.91%
03EGVJ...cpED1.69%
04Fybo...vdaa1.33%
05FKoi...gHKk1.33%
068zfX...EPq41.26%
07Bywz...YKPm1.20%
08Cy9s...ZeJb1.19%
09AP37...6e4e1.18%
102PVe...8ofq1.13%