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Alfie: A Newborn's Tragic Seven-Hour Collapse

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a truly remarkable specimen—Alfie emerged into existence mere hours ago, only to experience a catastrophic -27.7% hemorrhage before expiring entirely. With seven holders locked in a zero-liquidity death grip and a top ten monopoly representing a dystopian 100%, this token's brevity rivals that of a mayfly, though considerably less graceful. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—and market makers abhor tokens with nowhere to actually exit.