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The Real Cash Cat: Born, Pumped, Instantly Expired

And here we observe the spectral remains of STIMMYCAT, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing a 400% price movement whilst simultaneously possessing zero liquidity—rather like a financial perpetual motion machine designed by someone who failed physics. Born mere hours ago with 61% of its circulating supply concentrated among the top holders, it executed what can only be described as the crypto equivalent of a mayfly's existential crisis, burning brilliantly and briefly before the inevitable return to dust.