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CoffeeDoge: Born Deceased, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of financial self-immolation—a token that achieved the impressive feat of dying before it technically lived, much like a mayfly with a blockchain addiction. With three holders controlling the entirety of its existence and zero liquidity to speak of, CoffeeDoge represents the platonic ideal of a pump-and-dump that never quite managed the pump. One might say it was stillborn, or that it simply never drew its first breath of market oxygen.