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Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Liquidity vacuum combined with acute dilution

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

55/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$30.1K

+1110.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$139.6K

Holders

186

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$29.92B

Price USD

$3.01e-5

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

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Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Shit Bank Collapsed Before Lunch Closed

In the ruthless ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar creature—born merely an hour ago, yet somehow managing to shed 1110% of its value with the grace of a meteorite. The specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a classic pump-and-dump, its liquidity evaporated like morning dew, leaving 186 hopeful investors to contemplate their life choices. Here, in the final moments, we witness nature's most efficient wealth transfer mechanism.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Active

$139.6K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 30.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity vacuum combined with acute dilution

Patient Note

It had revoked both authorities but couldn't revoke poor judgment—a fitting epitaph for a token that died before its first coffee break.

Holders

§ 04 · 186 wallets

Top 1

22.2%

Top 5

30.5%

Top 10

38.1%

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0254kZ...c4Tz2.83%

037935...THeA1.89%

04E7HM...Nhhm1.77%

05BQvJ...euS61.74%

06CAuQ...XFXP1.57%

073La1...FjLr1.56%

087K9v...dvx61.53%

093JwB...kcyD1.52%

1047wW...hvzv1.48%