Shit BankEVuumLjt4JHZZYFYCYFnbiR6hviVx9JXnGR8mhxWpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Concentrated ownership meets zero exit liquidity
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.8K
-2.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$6.95
Holders
10
Liquidity Drained
Field Report
Shit Bank's Spectacular 67-Hour Collapse
In the dry savanna of decentralized finance, we witness the remarkable lifecycle of Shit Bank—a creature that emerged, flourished briefly among twelve believers, and expired before its first weekend. As the top ten holders gazed upon their 100% dominion with zero liquidity to escape, they discovered nature's cruel lesson: a kingdom where no one can sell is a kingdom already extinct.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$6.95 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meets zero exit liquidity
Patient Note
It was shit, it became a bank, now it's neither—just a cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers.
Holders
Top 1
97.4%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02CQGz...2huH1.88%
03E3ft...XXZA0.45%
04H9dz...GzEw0.24%
05AKcq...PV1z0.01%
065KL1...VMk60.01%
078psN...VRtf0.00%
08A3Bq...xA1B0.00%
09BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.00%10HZoM...r4Vt0.00%