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FLATLINED
The Gooner

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership meets absolute zero liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
+3.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$37.8K
Holders
8
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.32B
Price USD
$2.32e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Gooner: A Sixty-Minute Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious specimen—born merely an hour ago, already showing the pallor of inevitable extinction. With ninety-nine point nine percent of its genetic material concentrated in but ten predators, The Gooner never stood a chance; it is a creature evolution designed specifically to separate the hopeful from their capital. Zero liquidity serves as its tombstone, a monument to the eternal hubris of retail traders who believed this time would be different.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$37.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meets absolute zero liquidity
Patient Note

It had revoked authorities but no actual authority—a perfectly libertarian death.

Holders

§ 04 · 8 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
013wMN...F95d99.91%
02H1CH...E1sf0.03%
03Htas...vXFY0.02%
04CbER...1k6Z0.02%
055dbS...F5Bj0.01%
068psN...VRtf0.00%
07BBvv...MwKV0.00%
08BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.00%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
3.55 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
3.55 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 41d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known