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TERMINAL
The Gooner

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Concentrated ownership meets absolute zero liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
+3.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$37.8K
Holders
20
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.48B
Price USD
$2.48e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Gooner: A Sixty-Minute Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious specimen—born merely an hour ago, already showing the pallor of inevitable extinction. With ninety-nine point nine percent of its genetic material concentrated in but ten predators, The Gooner never stood a chance; it is a creature evolution designed specifically to separate the hopeful from their capital. Zero liquidity serves as its tombstone, a monument to the eternal hubris of retail traders who believed this time would be different.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$37.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meets absolute zero liquidity
Patient Note

It had revoked authorities but no actual authority—a perfectly libertarian death.

Holders

§ 04 · 20 wallets
Top 1
97.2%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
99.9%
013wMN...F95d97.19%
02EFnU...WVgY1.94%
035Lfd...9Szq0.38%
049Kvh...2wZW0.18%
056EAs...gmwS0.08%
068XyV...wohv0.04%
07HFpp...rZv80.04%
08H1CH...E1sf0.03%
097iQP...qLtX0.03%
10Htas...vXFY0.02%