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Worthless Coin: A Study in Inevitable Collapse

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable specimen of Worthless Coin—a creature so perfectly named it achieved self-fulfilling prophecy in merely 241 hours. With twenty-one holders and a liquidity pool that couldn't sustain a modest lunch order, this token exemplifies nature's most brutal principle: survival of the fittest, and this wasn't fit. The authorities were revoked, the volume was negligible, and the top ten holders owned everything—a concentration so complete it makes feudalism look democratic.