BABY WOJAK/EV5S..pump
FLATLINED
Baby Wojak

Baby WojakEV5SMRB7UWDwmDJMsCgMT4jBVaYH4uuEgJDmWJtgpump

$BABYWOJAKEV5S..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.2K
-0.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$73.79
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.18B
Price USD
$2.18e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Baby Wojak: A Three-Day Tragedy

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe the remarkable life cycle of Baby Wojak—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most humans finished their weekend. With merely four holders clutching their worthless bags like bereaved relatives, and a liquidity pool that vanished faster than a promise to 'hold forever,' this token's demise was less a crash and more a mercy killing.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$73.79 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

Here lies Baby Wojak: he never lived, yet somehow still managed to disappoint everyone who held him.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
0177CW...PDw199.99%
028psN...VRtf0.00%
034wdh...AsUS0.00%