Coach TrumpEUcW69cgQnnQ6dCoTTMHSgWAM1nZsxz84YXsUmUupump

$COACHTRUMPEUcW..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets zero-hour pump scheme

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$34.8K

+1348.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$7.2K

Holders

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$1.34B

Price USD

$1.34e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

3CaR..8VB5 ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Expires Before First Sunset

Here we observe Coach Trump, a mere hours-old specimen that experienced a spectacular 1348% price inflation—a phenomenon typically reserved for dying stars collapsing inward. Tragically, the creature possessed no liquidity whatsoever, meaning its investors discovered they were holding beautiful theoretical gains in a beautiful theoretical void. In nature, we call this natural selection.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$7.2K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 99.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity evaporation meets zero-hour pump scheme

Patient Note

It was the best of times, it was the illiquid times—and lasted approximately as long as a mayfly on stimulants.

Holders

§ 04 · 96 wallets

Top 1

98.2%

Top 5

99.3%

Top 10

99.6%

01Hi9Y...cheY98.16%

02YAZo...FG9z0.65%

03AiRA...PVGH0.26%

04FsL8...27Q60.19%

0588q9...hLvU0.07%

06BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.06%

07DwhN...7kes0.06%

089ADP...n3HG0.05%

09FhfK...EQxh0.04%

10mP4t...ayQP0.03%