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Ckee: Born Yesterday, Deceased Before Lunch

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—ckee—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived, collapsing a catastrophic 79.5% in mere hours. The autopsy reveals a creature born into captivity with only five holders, all of whom controlled the entire genetic makeup, suggesting this was less a token launch and more a coordinated exit strategy. One cannot help but admire the brutal efficiency of its demise.