THE WHITE HOUSE/ETPU..pump
FLATLINED
THE WHITE HOUSE

THE WHITE HOUSEETPUMn7dUpam3YV83DoDVpJYt7VRZR5S3zLdHsr9pump

$WHITE$ETPU..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant total liquidity depletion, two-holder monopoly

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
0/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$522.16
-78.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$20.44
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.05B
Price USD
$5.23e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The White House Collapses in Record Time

In what can only be described as a catastrophic failure of democratic principles and basic financial literacy, THE WHITE HOUSE token has expired mere hours after conception—a stunning achievement in the art of rug-pulling. With two holders controlling the entire supply and liquidity evaporating faster than presidential approval ratings, this digital monument to hubris managed to shed 78% of its already-negligible value, suggesting the founding fathers may have had a point about checks and balances.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$20.44 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant total liquidity depletion, two-holder monopoly
Patient Note

They built a government nobody could trade, on a blockchain everyone could abandon.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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