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The Bird That Never Left The Nest

In merely one hour, The Bird Without Wings has experienced a catastrophic 16.3% hemorrhage, a fate perhaps inevitable for a creature so fundamentally unsuited to flight. Though the mint and freeze authorities were revoked—a gesture toward legitimacy comparable to removing the murder weapon after the deed—the concentrated ownership among a privileged few suggests this was less a democratic launch and more a carefully orchestrated wealth transfer. We observe, with grim fascination, a token that managed to achieve $78,654 in volume while plummeting toward extinction, a monument to the eternal optimism of retail investors meeting the immovable object of mathematics.