CAUSE OF DEATH
BULLDOZER Crushes Itself Into Oblivion
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—mere hours old, yet already bearing the distinctive pallor of financial mortality. The BULLDOZER token has achieved what few manage in their infancy: a near-total evisceration of value, having shed nearly half its worth before most investors finished their morning coffee. One might say it lived fast, died young, and left a worthless blockchain entry.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant liquidation syndrome with acute concentration collapse
EPITAPH
"They said it would move earth. It only moved wallets—primarily downward."
