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Case file · ante-mortem observation

FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F

Grade Score

33/100

Grade F · FLATLINED

Mkt Cap

$23.7K

+827.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$5.6K

Holders

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$2.30B

Price USD

$2.30e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

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Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Wojak's Spectacular Twenty-Four Hour Demise

Here we observe the wojak token in its natural habitat—the memecoin graveyard—where an 827% price surge masks a far more sinister truth. Born mere hours ago with zero liquidity and 256 holders clinging to hope, this creature survived just long enough to understand its own extinction. The mint and freeze authorities lie revoked, a mercy killing disguised as decentralization.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$5.6K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

Patient Note

It mooned so hard it forgot to bring oxygen—a cautionary tale of gains without gravity.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets

Top 1

100.0%

Top 5

100.0%

Top 10

100.0%

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