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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Centralization via five immortal whales
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.8K
+1.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$607.55
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
A Memetic Tragedy: Mom's College Fund Liquidated
Here we observe the remarkable specimen of UR MOM WENT TO COLLEGE, a token that achieved the extraordinary feat of being simultaneously alive and utterly lifeless. With five holders controlling the entire circulating supply and liquidity pools drier than a motivational speaker's PowerPoint, this creature never truly had a chance—a financial Matryoshka doll of concentrated ownership and concentrated despair.
Diagnosis
Activity
Sparse
$607.55 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Centralization via five immortal whales
Patient Note
Mom went to college. The token did not graduate.
Holders
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02ZG98...wmPd0.01%
03Edek...DRbf0.00%
045BfK...MYGG0.00%
05Aujw...4Lc10.00%