SteakEQHgekT3TAyNqXmENfgbexxzBj6rQzXV6n5nEM89pump

$STEAKEQHg..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Premature celebration combined with illiquidity

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

85/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$59.4K

+109.0% · 24h

Liquidity

$17.0K

Volume 24h

$46.3K

Holders

422

FDV

$126.25B

Price USD

$0.000126

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

EBfM..zxvk ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

STEAK: A Newborn's Premature Celebration

Here we observe a curious specimen—mere hours old yet already displaying the frantic vitality of a dying star. The token has achieved that most coveted of milestones: a 109% pump on day zero, a triumph so complete it requires no tomorrows. Notice how the liquidity, a paltry $16,984, supports volume exceeding $46,000—a financial sleight of hand that would make even nature's most elaborate deceits appear transparent by comparison.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$17.0K pool depth.

Activity

Modest

$46.3K volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 25.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Premature celebration combined with illiquidity

Patient Note

Born at midnight, celebrated by dawn, departed before dinner—STEAK achieved the dream of every crypto project: to matter greatly before anyone understood why.

Holders

§ 04 · 422 wallets

Top 1

14.0%

Top 5

25.1%

Top 10

36.9%

01EBfM...zxvk13.97%

023fwP...dPRn3.24%

03D1FR...FYve2.79%

0421bd...A9GE2.58%

054HEB...QBC42.56%

0682SY...xFxU2.55%

07BaCT...yv912.54%

085PQJ...cVWv2.33%

09851S...uMo5AUTOPSY2.23%

10F9Qh...WMJu2.15%