HAALAND MEMES/EPQK..pump
TERMINAL
HAALAND MEMES

HAALAND MEMESEPQKiJRR3AoTzqB4nmqM1iEhkjeve1C49Wh2Ke1ipump

$HAALANDEPQK..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets whale concentration syndrome

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$9.6K
+129.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$15.0K
Holders
68
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$6.88B
Price USD
$6.88e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Haaland's Beautiful Game Ends in Liquidation

In the brief, turbulent lifespan of HAALAND MEMES, we witness nature's most brutal financial law: concentration of wealth devours opportunity. With 66.2% of tokens hoarded by ten holders and zero liquidity to show for its frenetic 129% gyrations, this token became a masterclass in how to sprint toward the goal only to trip on the finish line.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$15.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 55.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets whale concentration syndrome
Patient Note

It scored 129% in 24 hours but forgot to buy the net—a beautiful, pointless goal with no one left to witness it.

Holders

§ 04 · 68 wallets
Top 1
44.3%
Top 5
55.8%
Top 10
66.2%
018BL4...gMJf44.29%
024oFE...BADK3.60%
03EBpc...oJor3.27%
043rKg...QPsm2.38%
05GgbC...ymsTAUTOPSY2.28%
06HEvc...yupF2.18%
07GNHD...jJJXAUTOPSY2.18%
085uDW...cpMi2.06%
098emn...boCW1.99%
104qQT...hoJUAUTOPSY1.95%